The Republic of Fake communism94 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.609 billion Fake communism94ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,749 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the Fake communism94 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism94's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism94 is ranked 81,395th in the world and 2,874th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 6.61 billion capita.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Fake communism94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, the Fake communism94 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism94, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
